King's Quest 1

Rooms:

• Castle's Moat/Gates/Bridge: after failing into the river with the dragons: "The moat monsters appreciate your good taste", then come up the water wearing your hat / glasses and smile
• Secret Stone: you manage to push the rock, revealing a shallow hole underneath = New Dungeon
• The Giant Tree: Golden egg if you climb atop
• The Well: -> jump in bucket, -> dive underwater -> there is a chest ignore to avoid dying from out of breath -> move up the surface left for air = dragon's cave -> defeat by throwing bucket with water or dagger -> mirror artifact
• Tree of Walnuts: the walnuts when cracked open, contain gold
• The Enchanted Lake: ??? black pearls
• The Clover Patch: clover: Persuades the leprechauns to allow you passage
• Forest of Doom: Duo Shadow/Poison Trees + 1 snake on top hissing + lake behind
• Carrot Patch: outdoor garden, who tends it? gardenkeeper? mysterical setting? puzzle? enlarged???
• The Goat Stable: You tempt goat with carrot, he begins to follow you around, you've made a friend
• Troll Bridge: use goat to remove troll
• The Candy House: made out of a huge gingerbread cupcake, frosting for a roof, chimney of gummy bricks, door/fence of candy canes, sourball stones and gumdrops are scattered around the yard, a squeaky voice from inside the house says, who is there? i love visitors, especially young, tender ones! come in, come in!, there is a vile green faced witch inside, huge green pot with acid boiling, a personal prison, spider webs, Rats! she has cast some spell to keep you from escapeing! the witch remarks, "oh, how nice of you to come for dinner (cackle, cackle)!", you are a little too scrawny for my appetite, but i think you are going to make a lovely dessert!, she turns you into a cookie, along with the other 3 cookie children on the entrance. Has turned you into a gingerbread man, or a graham cracker, /she even carries you out in the yard, the witch mutters, i am going to get my cauldron ready to cook someone for dinner (yum)
• The Gnome House: note: "Sometimes it is wise to think backwards", Puzzle: Welcome, x, i have been expecting you, i have something that will be of great use to you, but first, you must answer this riddle, "What is my name?", i'll give you three guesses, a) gnome b) emong (reversed). That's right! Outstanding!, as a reward for your sharp intellect, here are some beans, these will reward you by going more often to the toilet, warning: dont use when you are near other people, accidents do tend to happen, and others will think badly of you, there're no ordinary beans, rumors say that the last one that ate them was stuck in the toilet for days and was never seen since... somebody as fat as yourself should have no problem at all <giggle>, eating it makes you lose gigabillions of fat pounds, making you super op in the transition but leaving you powerless afterwords
• The Beanstalk: Dungeon Creation: You plant the magical beans in the fertile soil, suddenly, something incredible begins to happen, climb beanstalk. Beanstalk Top: Cloud World, clouds dissolve and land starts, Fucking Cloud of Holes: like labyrinth. Climbing atop the Beanstalk: danger of falling. jumping neeeded. Forest full of mist + clouds. Tree with face. The giant chase: if you run / kite too much, he gives up chasing and goes to nap
• Mini Rat Hole: you must use mini-mushroom to become small enough to fit through the crackle
• Rat guarding Cave Door: his saliva is dripping, Cheese? well, yeah, now that you mention it, i guess i am kinda hungry... [you are shrinked = rats are deadly][pacifies the enemy if u give him cheese]
• Leprechauns Throne Room: they dance and guard treasure. if you play music, they find the music irresistible, they begin dancing a frenzied jig. they poof out of existence.

Quotes:

king edward the benevolent, ruler, has summoned you to the castle for reasons unknown, greetings, %t, the king is expecting you, allow me to escort you to his majesty's throne room, Guard: Raise the portcullis!, i am at your service, my king, i am an old man, perhaps too old to carry the weight of this crown, my hands tremble, i'm afraid my time on earth grows short, but enough about me, great misfortunes have befallen x since the loss of 3 magical treasures, i have chosen you, the finest knight in all of daventry, to search for these lost treasures, only then can this kingdom be restored to its former glory, [idea: evil villain king, instructs unsuspecting hero to steal artifacts], and only then may i rest with the knowledge that my people are safe, the first treasure is a magic mirror that foretells the future, the second is a magical shield that protects the bearer from all mortal harm, the third and last is enchanted chest that is forever filed with gold, i know that what i ask is difficult, nay, perhaps impossible, but you are brave and pure of heart, that is why i chose you to volunteer, if you succeed, you will inherit my crown, and will rule the realm of daventry as her rightful king, go, %t, and know that the fate of daventry lies in your hands, take heart, my king, i shall not fail you, intricately carved dagger, tree trunk, thick sturdy branches, there is a perfect shimmering golden egg lying in the nest, is crumbling to pieces, the mirror shimmers with its own magical light, unable to defend itself, clouds of steam, as you gaze into the magic mirror, you see a reflection of yourself as king of this land of daventry, the dragon convulses for a moment, and then crashes, lifeless, to the floor, rotting stump, as you lift the pouch, you feel its contents shifting inside, sparkling and flashing diamonds, quickly, you close it again so as not to lose any, an unusual clover glistens in the middle of the patch, fairy godmother, your quest is noble, what little aid i can offer is you is this protective magic spell, i shall be watching over you, take care, Methinks you might enjoy this little trinket, patch of sand, is overwhelmed with joy, thank you sir, we shall never forget your kindness and generosity, please take my x as a small token of our thanks, that's the last you'll see of that troll, here you are, good luck on your quest, before it's too late, there is a sorcerer lurking nearby, waiting to try out his newest incantation, Your highness, i am at your service, i did, your majesty, as i promised, the kingdom is yours, despite the loss of their beloved king edward, the people of x grew happy and prosperous and flourished for years to come, these stone-faced guards must have been trained not to converse with anybody, speaks to you, his voice broken with sorrow